For those of you who liked Larry Munson, I advise you to NOT read this. But for the rest of us with a sense of humor, please enjoy this Munson bashing e-mail as written by my father. NOTE: My father passionately disliked this man. ENJOY!
After 43 years of mediocrity UGA will finally be forced to put a professional announcer in the booth. Larry Munson, a joke of a man, has seen fit to retire and give all of us a break. This poor-mouthing weasel, who wouldn't know a spread formation from a power "I" if it bit him on his bulldog ass has finally decided to spare us anymore of his histrionics and retire to a life of fondling college girls in dark movie theaters. Back in '66 this buffoon couldn't find work up North so he wandered aimlessly to Georgia, where after a quick stop in Nashville, he convinced Vince Dooley that he was capable of handling the announcers chores. His worn out phrases and complaining about everything from the weather to the stadiums to the buses became old twenty years ago. Now a real announcer with a family to support will have the opportunity to call play by play and bring the game to life. This day could not have come any quicker to suit me. There is a reason why Woody Harrelson's character in "Kingpin" was named Munson. One of the great losers of our time.
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