Lessons learned

What I have learned from college football:

- Sharing toys good; Sharing titles bad
- Beating rivals is the only form of job security
- BCS stands for BITCH, COMPLAIN, SULK
- Offense gets you ahead; Defense keeps you ahead
- People in Baton Rouge are f*ckin crazy
- Stafford is such a good QB, that he couldn't possibly screw up; it must be the wind
- They don't call 'em Rebels for nothing
- A blocked kick can ruin a season
- Mark Richt is God; Nick Saban is the Antichrist; and Tim Tebow is the Angel of Death
- The cost to get rid of a coach in the ACC: $3 million; The cost to get rid of a coach in the SEC: $6 million; The cost to get rid of a Notre Dame coach $16 million
- Vandy isn't just doctors and lawyers anymore
- Bulldog's bark is bigger than their bite
- Pete Carrol won't shut the hell up
- Nick Saban is worth $4 million a year
- Two minutes is a world of time
- Missed extra points will come back and bite ya